• white girl:i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
• white boy:come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
• white girl:you're just trying to scare me.
• white boy:lmao
• they continue walking for a few seconds
• *white couple hears noise*
• white girl:babe what that??
• white boy:i'll go investigate
• *leaves her alone*
• *choking noises*
• white girl:zack!!!
• white boy:ha ha just kidding!
• white girl:asshole!
• white boy:im just playin babe
• white girl:that wasnt funny but ur still cute
• *playful kiss*
• *things turn sexy*
• *hear noise*
• white boy:i'll go investigate
• *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
• *maybe a thud*
• white girl:zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
• *she walks and he dead*
• white girl:ahhh!!
• *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
• white girl:ahhh!!!
• *white girl runs*
• *dead end*
• *hides*
• *thinks she free n safe*
• *guy catches her*
• *cuts her*
• *she dead*
• opening title slashes across screen:BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(via phobias)

l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

(via phobias)

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

(via phobias)